Damp Good Ads
Damp Good Ads
The only ads that stay till last orders. Period.
Your business deserves more than a two-second scroll. At Damp Good Ads, we transform the humble beer coaster into a powerful bridge between you and local potential customers. By catching your audience while they are relaxed and receptive, we deliver 30 minutes of guaranteed branding; an opportunity to grow your business that digital ads simply cannot match.
Branding
Premium quality mats with striking design, ensuring your logo is seen professionally and remembered.
Location
Bespoke venue targeting in our exclusive network, capturing customers closest to your area of business.
Time
Unavoidable engagement with an average 30-minute dwell time, ensuring subconscious attention to your ad.
Every mat is designed to provoke an immediate response, driving traffic directly to you.
Action
What we do
Branding to suit you
Creative designs that sell your business.
At Damp Good Ads, your brand deserves a premium platform. We start with the highest-quality coasters, a superior canvas that communicates quality and durability before a word is read.
We then work closely with you to craft a coaster that doesn't just display your logo, but actively sells your business. We help optimise colours, placement, and key messaging required to capture maximum attention in a busy social environment.
Every design is built as a bridge: a powerful physical link intended to draw the viewer directly to your business. We aim to integrate high-contrast QR codes or direct website links, ensuring that every engaging moment on the coaster becomes a potential new customer for you.
Bespoke venue targeting
Precision placement for maximum impact.
At Damp Good Ads, we believe the most effective advertising happens right on your doorstep. We don't just scatter your message; we map it.
We offer bespoke venue targeting by working directly with you to identify the specific venues that sit at the heart of your local community. By placing your custom coasters in the pubs and bars closest to your business, we ensure you capture the attention of those who are most likely to walk through your door the very next day.
You're in total control of your reach. Whether you want to dominate a single local favourite or blanket our entire network, we provide you with a tailored selection of venues to choose from. You pick the spots that best suit your brand, and we handle the rest, ensuring your business remains the talk of the town, one pint at a time.
3 seconds vs 30 minutes
Capture attention where others simply get scrolled past.
Most advertising is a "blink, and you'll miss it" expense. Social media is scrolled past in seconds, newspapers go straight to the bin, and billboards get a mere three-second glance.
At Damp Good Ads, we are different. We place your brand in the most valuable real estate in the room, right under the customer’s hand.
30-Minute Dwell Time: Your brand commands undivided attention for the entire round, a focus time no digital ad can match.
Unavoidable Presence: You can’t "scroll past" or "ad-block" a physical coaster. It is a tactile, constant reminder of your business.
The Social Effect: Your ad isn't just seen, it’s a conversation starter. You become part of the customer's relaxed, positive social hour.
Subconscious Saturation: Long-term exposure ensures that when your future customer leaves the pub, your brand is the one they remember.
Partner With Us:
Premium Coasters, Zero Cost.
Elevate your bar top with high-quality coasters, delivered monthly at no cost to your business.
At Damp Good Ads, we are looking for the best local venues to join our network. We understand that quality coasters are a constant overhead, which is why we take that expense entirely off your hands.
Always Free: Partnering with us costs your venue nothing. We provide the coasters, you provide the table space.
Continual Supply: We work with you to calculate your specific volume needs and ensure you are never left short.
Fresh Monthly Rounds: Every month, we deliver to you a fresh supply of new coasters to keep your bars and tables looking sharp, not tired.
Premium Quality: We never compromise on your venue's aesthetic. Our mats are durable, high-quality, and designed to look great in any setting.
Ethically Sourced: We are committed to sustainability. Every coaster we provide is sourced from renewable materials and printed by trusted, UK-based companies.
